The “war on terror” was a phrase first used by George W Bush in July 1982 while recounting a hugely witty anecdote involving a particularly troublesome bowel movement.
23/02/2010 • 22:31 0
Brown Terrorists
11/02/2010 • 21:09 0
Do you get gay Chinchillas?
09/02/2010 • 18:19 0
Unicorn horn
08/02/2010 • 10:46 0
Merchant of Murano? No.
06/02/2010 • 23:21 0
Viper king love unites attention seekers
Mel Gibson and Trent Reznor are deadly foes on the celebrity go-cart circuit. But off the track, they get along like a house on fire and often like to relax with a beer and discuss their shared admiration of Horace Elgin Dodge.
Filed under: Lie, Transport, US industry of yore
06/02/2010 • 19:42 0
Dead Dog Dickens
Charles Dickens owned 12 dogs in 8 years, all of whom died in mysterious circumstances. Contemporary reports suggest no-one dared to question him about this because of his explosive temper, and intimidating beard.





